Secret Origins IV: Doomsday

D-Day '98

Last week, I detailed Ultimate Championship Wrestling’s first paid event, March Madness, which was an overwhelming success. It’s interesting to look back on three of the men who participated and see how they have  changed since then. Tony Dreamer then was a tough-talking butt-kicker, who wasn’t afraid to take risks. Today, he is a charismatic showman, who plays towards the crowd.  Scarface had just debuted his new persona and attempted to play to the sympathy of the crowd . Today, Scarface enjoys the hatred of the crowd…when he makes an appearance at UCW, that is. Then, Kraven was a dark, silent figure who used to wear a black trench coat and carry a bat. Today, well, if you have been to a UCW show, then you know that Kraven is anything but silent. The differences between then now are particularly glaring as we take a look at UCW’s first big failure, at an event somewhat appropriately named D-Day. However, I am getting ahead of myself.

The story of  D-Day begins with, ironically enough, an explosion. In this case, the explosion involved was the size of UCW’s roster as it grew exponentially. You see, shortly after March Madness, it was decided that UCW would have a second event a couple of months later, in the month of May. When it came to naming the event, the name was once again an homage to something else. Our church, Calvary Christian Center (known then as Calvary Temple) holds an annual event on the Sunday before Memorial Day that honors veterans. As an in-joke for ourselves, we named our new event “D-Day.”

In order to put on D-day, we knew that we would need more people involved than what we currently had.  So about one month prior to the event, we held an open casting call. Thanks to the auditions, we gained several new members of the roster. There were so many in fact, that UCW was to create a new stable to join Kraven’s Flock and the Twin Cities Cartel.  Super Scotty Tuttle was given his own group of wrestlers, which he named the Tuttle Family. His “family” consisted of: Dallas Walden, also known as the V.I.D., the Very Important Dallas; Ray Ellis a.ka. Ray Hammer; Matt Masih, or as he was known in UCW, Stickboy (thanks Charlie!); and the centerpiece of the family, Chris Mace who went by just Mace.

The Tuttle family was not the only group to gain some new recruits. The Twin Cities Cartel also expanded. Besides Desperado and Scarface, the Cartel now also included wrestler, Sto Koroshi, also known as Will MacIvor and valet, Miss Lee, otherwise known as Jennifer MacIvor. Unfortunately, we did lose a wrestler. Jared Johnson, or as he was known in UCW, Seven, decided that he did not want to be a part of UCW anymore. At first, he used the reason that his mother did not want him to wrestle. However, after a little prodding, it came out that he just did not want to wrestle anymore. So we had to write him out of the show.

Once all the players were set, it was time for UCW’s second event. Most of the pieces were the same. Dave Diggs and myself were still providing commentary. Pastor Michael was still ring announcing. Vegas Vic, a.k.a. Pastor Vic, was still in charge. But, in addition to new members, some other things had changed. Gone were the metal stage pieces and in their place stood four wooden stage pieces that had previously been used in a Cinco De Mayo outreach. Gone was Tony Menchaca and Paul Soriano as half-time entertainment. In their place was a dance number set to the Newsboys song “Shine,”  (featuring my wife, Jenn) performed by the youth drama team. (I know, drama and dancing…don’t ask.) Gone was the referee from the prior show. In his place was youth group member, Steve Wilson, who still could not enter the ring. In my family, he was known as Uncle Steve…even though he was only a year older than me.  And most importantly, gone was the crowd of 150 people. In their place, an attendance of 500 people, to date the largest show in UCW history.

This event would feature four matches. Opening the show was Sto Koroshi facing Low Die for the newly created UCW Light Heavyweight Title. Even with the support of the Twin Cities Cartel, Sto Koroshi tapped out to the Snake-Eyes and Low-Die was the first ever UCW Light Heavyweight Champion. In between matches, we aired a video of myself interviewing Seven to find out why he wasn’t competing that night. His response of “I’m going home” drew laughter from those in attendance.

Prior to the second match, Scarface entered to his new entrance music (which to this day gets me pumped for UCW), and introduced the new members of the Cartel to the UCW fans. Of course, during the introductions, he managed to insult the audience and the Tuttle Family. He faced Mace for the honor of the Tuttle Family. Scarface dominated the match and, after hitting his finishing manuever, the Shank,

The Shank - an elbow to the back of the head

(and with a little help from the UCW Tag Team Title belt) Scarface picked up the victory.

The third match was the first ever UCW Rumble. It featured all the members of the UCW roster. The rules were simple. If a wrestler’s feet left the wooden stage pieces and touched the floor, they were eliminated. The last person left on the stage was the winner. The match featured all 10 members of the UCW roster (The Cartel, Low-Die, the entire Tuttle Family, ex-family member the Dragon, and new masked wrestler, El Bandito Loco). This was Scarface’s night, as he was the last man standing.

The main event that night was interesting. It was set to be a no-holds barred Triple Threat Match for the UCW World Heavyweight Title.  Tony Dreamer would be defending the title against not only Kraven, but Vegas Vic as well. It would be the only time in UCW history that the youth pastor would wrestle in the main event, let alone for the world title. The match, predictably, was mainly fought between Dreamer and Kraven. This time, not only were steel chairs used but so were trash cans

Kraven throwing a trash can

and ladders. After a hard-fought match that went all over the gym, Tony Dreamer pinned Kraven with the One Way Ticket to Dreamland and retained the World Title.

Post-Match, Vegas Vic announced he was being forced to return to Las Vegas. There needed to be someone who would run things in his place. Dreamer, being the winner of the match, was able to choose who that would be. Dreamer, as he sat high atop a ladder,  looked over the gym and pointed at one man…David Diggs. That night, he was named UCW Commissioner.  (What’s interesting is that Pastor Vic had actually planned on someone else being the figurehead. He just didn’t mention who that was to anyone before the event.) With that matter settled, the evening was over.

I mentioned that this was UCW’s first big failure. Reading over the card, it may not seem like it.  To explain why it wasn’t as successful as March Madness, you need to know three things. First, other than Mace and Miss Lee, all the new recruits were in junior high and did not have the athletic ability of the older wrestlers. Second, stupidly, we did not practice the Rumble at all. People did not know when they were supposed to leave. Desperado, not knowing where he was in the ring, stepped off the stage piece and eliminated himself.  In the backstage area, after the match, people were lying around, nursing wounds both real and imaginary. Victor (Scarface) said it was like a Civil War battlefield. Finally, the matches that were practiced (other than the main event) to be honest, were just not very good. The Scarface-Mace match even ended early because Mace just plain forgot the entire match.

All in all day, D-Day was evidence that UCW undergoing it’s growing pains. Thankfully, it did not stop there.  As has happened many times since then, Ultimate Championship Wrestling overcame the odds and was poised to continue.  However, there was one post-D-Day incident that nearly killed UCW before it could go any farther. But that, my friends, is a story for another time.

Secret Origins Part III: March Madness

 

The crew for the first March Madness - Post Show

 

Last week I talked about the beginnings of Ultimate Championship Wrestling. After the successes of Thrash-N-Bash and One Night Stand, Paul, Tony, Pastor Vic, and I were eager to do more with wrestling. We had a meeting and it was decided that we would do something unheard of: we would put on a pro wrestling-style event at the church.

The basic premise was simple. For the low price of $3, we would sell tickets for people to come and watch our show. All of the money that would come in would go to Speed-the Light, the missionary-funding arm of the Assemblies of God (the fellowship that our church belongs to.)  Pastor Vic would handle the logistics. All we would have to worry about was putting on the show.  For that, we needed help.

The first thing we had to do was find more wrestlers. Jared Johnson, known in UCW as Seven, wanted to return.  My brother, Victor, was up for participating again. However he wanted to change his name. At the time, he was really into the “Godfather” movies, so he decided to become a mob character. Not being Italian, he decided he would go for the next closest thing: hence he became Scarface. We were up to four wrestlers. We knew that four wrestlers meant that at most we would be able to have three matches like we had at Thrash and Bash. We simply needed more wrestlers. Like in actual professional wrestling, we would start by recruiting from within our family.

Dino Munoz was a young man who was as into wrestling as we were. Tony and he had developed a close friendship based on their mutual attraction the “gangsta” lifestyle that was popular a few years ago. After seeing what Tony, Paul, Jared, and Victor had done in the months prior, Dino jumped at the chance to join in. Dino’s character would be Low-Die, a play on the name of a then-current World Championship Wrestling character named Lodi. His character? Well, he didn’t have much of one, other than he was tough. He would join Seven and fellow newcomer Tracy Barton (now Martinez), nicknamed Anna Conda.  Anna’s character would change over the course of her tenure in UCW, but at the first March Madness, she was just a stereotypical grunge girl. Together they were known as Kraven’s Flock. ( The name was basically stolen from WCW group, Raven’s flock.)

The final wrestler came from one of our friends. Eli Whatley was an interesting guy. He was the type who always wanted to get in on something new and exciting. So he volunteered to be our sixth man. Eli’s character name would be Desperado and would be based on the character from the movie of the same name. In hindsight, it was a funny choice considering the character was Mexican and Eli was pasty white.)  Eli and Victor would become a team, known as the The Twin Cities Cartel. The name came from joke name that Pastor Vic and Victor were going to assign to a fake drug cartel in one of their videos. We now had enough wrestlers to put together a show.

The basic storyline for the show was simple. March Madness was being presented by a former UCW World Heavyweight Champion, Vegas Vic, a.k.a. Pastor Vic. The main event would be Tony Dreamer vs. Kraven in a re-match for the UCW World Heavyweight title.  The undercard would consist of Desperado vs. Seven, Low-Die vs. masked wrestler The Dragon (Tony in a mask), and Seven & Low-Die, representing Kraven’s Flock, vs. the Twin Cities Cartel for the UCW Tag Team Titles. And like at One Night Stand, Dave Diggs and I, in my role as commentator David Alexander, would provide live commentary.

In preparation for the big event, we would make some much-needed alterations to the “ring”. Instead of four steel chairs, we would have ring poles and ring ropes. Of course, for us, ”ring poles” consisted of four PVC pipes and the “ring ropes”  were actual ropes covered in foam and wrapped in black electrical tape. The fragile nature of the rope-pole necessitated us drilling into everyone who participated that under no circumstances could someone touch them. Paul, Tony, and Eli also built a set for the event, using the metal skeleton of a tent used by Sidewalk Sunday School, and some old dividers. We asked a person Pastor Vic knew, whose name escapes me at the moment, to be our referee. He wore a simple black shirt and, because of the small size of the ring, he would have to officiate the match from the outside. Pastor Michael D. Ciociola, our church’s Fine Arts pastor, dressed in his finest tuxedo, would be our ring announcer. The crowning touches were UCW signs, one made from foam, the other made of a white bed sheet and spray paint. Looking back on it now, it seems corny at best, but at the time, we were really excited to have it.

The show began at 7 that night. The 150 people in the room listened to an introduction by Pastor Vic as he tried to prepare the crowd for what they were about to see. As he closed his spiel, he transformed into Vegas Vic and March Madness began. The show opened with yours truly interviewing Tony Dreamer. I climbed in the ring, microphone in hand and announced to everyone that Dreamer was here. The rumble of a monster from outside the gym signaled his arrival. He climbed into the ring and proceeded to address the crowd. As Dreamer spoke and announced his intentions of winning the World Title from Kraven, Kraven and his Flock appeared to confront Dreamer. Dreamer was eager to take them on but I did not want a confrontation. I called for security to escort the Flock to the back. Once order had been restored, Dreamer exited.

Low-Die vs. the Dragon was the match that opened the show. Youth Leader, Scott Tuttle accompanied the Dragon to the ring as his manager, Super Scotty Tuttle. Even with Scott backing him, the Dragon ended up tapping to Low-Die’s finishing move, a Texas-Cloverleaf hold named Snake-Eyes. The next match featured Seven, accompanied by Anna Conda,  vs. Desperado. Desperado fought valiantly, even lifting Seven on his back for a submission hold known as the torture rack. However, Seven was the better man that night as he pinned Desperado.

Next up was our half-time. As the sounds of DC Talk’s “Free At Last” began to play over the gym speakers, Tony and Paul, dressed in black 70′s-style leisure suits, black afro wigs, and fake goatees entered to the roar of the crowd. They began to dance and entertain the people. After their act, Pastor Vic came out and spoke for a few moments about Jesus and presented what we believe.

After half-time, we had the first of our two title matches. Scarface and Desperado came and attempted to endear themselves to the crowd by giving out high-fives. The fans, however, did not want any part of them.  Scarface attempted to win over the crowd by explaining that the scar on his face was giving to him by Kraven’s Flock. Still, they booed him. Scarface snapped. He proceeded to insult the crowd before finally giving away the microphone.  The change of heart seemed to do the Twin Cities Cartel good. They beat Seven and Low-Die and became the first UCW World Tag Team Champions.

The Twin Cities Cartel coming out of the March Madness Entrance

 

It was finally time for the March Madness main event. Tony Dreamer entered and covered the UCW sheet with his own Tony Dreamer banner, further irritating Vegas Vic. Kraven then entered, but he decided to forgo using the Flock as his back-up. Sending them away, he chose to face Dreamer one-on-one. That match was easily the best on the card and far better (not to mention shorter) than their encounter at Thrash-N-Bash.  Kraven applied his finishing move, a direct copy of the Stone Cold Stunner, known as the Scream, followed by his submission hold, the Kraven Deathlock.  However, Dreamer fought back and using his finishing move, the One Way Ticket to Dreamland, became the second UCW World Heavyweight Champion.

The night did not end there. Vegas Vic climbed in the ring and refused to award Dreamer the title. Dreamer and Vegas proceeded battle inside and outside the ring. It seemed that Vegas Vic had the upper hand until Tony leapt off a nearby scaffolding set up and broke the foam UCW sign over Vic’s head. The Flock came out to attack Dreamer while the Twin Cities Cartel and Super Scotty Tuttle came out to help him. The brawl extended outside the ring and ended when Dreamer placed the announcer’s table in the ring and, using it as a launchpad, landed on everyone on the outside.

Dreamer Flying at March Madness

 

Dreamer climbed back inside the ring, stood on the table and posed for the fans. Kraven then rolled back in, and in a show of good sportsmanship, handed Dreamer the belt and hugged him. The night ended with both men posing in the ring as the fans left happy. Our first live event was a success. We had proved this idea could work. The only question was: what could we do to top it?

Secret Origins II: The Road to March Madness

Last week we talked a bit about how a youth group video series featuring a group of puppets named the NEO created Yuba-Sutter’s longest-running wrestling ministry. Pastor Vic had agreed to allow Paul and Tony to present a match during the New Year’s Eve all-night event named Thrash-N-Bash. Looking back on that first event, over a decade ago, it’s easy to see the seeds for what UCW is today were being planted.

In a meeting during Christmas Break, Paul, Tony, Victor, Pastor Vic and myself discussed what we should call this match. We wanted to name this crazy thing we were doing. A few names were tossed around but, taking inspiration from the pro wrestling company that helped motivate what we were doing, we finally settled on Ultimate Championship Wrestling or UCW. With the initial match and a name for what we were doing  set, Pastor Vic, Paul, and Tony decided that rather than just have one match, there would be a tournament to determine a champion. In between activities during Thrash-N-Bash, there would be two qualifying matches and a final match where the winner would be the UCW World Heavyweight Champion. So who would be in this tournament?

Tony and Paul were a given. It was already determined that they would be the final match.  Victor would be one of the other contenders as a nod to the NEO. The fourth and final participant was one of Paul and Victor’s good friends named Jared Johnson. Each one would need their own pro wrestling identities so they spent some time coming up with their characters. Tony decided he would become Tony Dreamer, from San Jose. The name was based on then-ECW wrestler Tommy Dreamer, but his character would be based on WWE superstar ”Stone Cold” Steve Austin. Paul’s name would be Kraven, who’s demeanor was based on ECW wrestler Raven, although the name was based on horror director Wes Craven (don’t ask). In a cheap attempt to get a visiting youth group to cheer for him, he decided he would hail from Napa, the city the youth group was coming from (the youth group ended up not showing up, so it was for not). Victor took the name and character of a Chris Farley sketch from Saturday Night Live called El Nino. Jared’s character was the closest we had to an original wrestler. He was named Seven and was a supposed to be psychotic (which, it turned out, was not too far from the truth.)

With the first UCW characters set, the guys went about creating the matches. Looking back on it now, everything about UCW was, well, low-rent. Our “ring” was a single, metal, rectangular stage piece. Our “turnbuckles” were four metal folding chairs. And the belt they were fighting for? A weight belt, spray-painted black, with UCW written on a piece of paper attached to it. It shouldn’t have worked. But it did.

The reason it worked is because, to be frank, the guys worked their butts off. They practiced their matches for days leading up to the event. They were determined to put on the best show they knew how. I still have the footage of the matches and have watched them since then. Most of the “moves” were some variations of punches and kick, with the occasional leg drop thrown in. The one thing they did that made it entertaining was they played to the crowd. Even though the crowd was not a wrestling crowd, they reacted to everything that was going on.

The storyline for the night was simple. In the first  round of the tournament, Kraven would face El Nino and Dreamer would face Seven. Kraven would rather easily beat El Nino and Dreamer would defeat Seven. Both matches were really short, no more than about 5 minutes each. Then the main event came.

The match the tournament final was based on.

 

 In an ironic twist, Kraven and Dreamer’s match ended up lasting longer than the match it was based on. They ended up fighting all around the gym: around Tracy Martinez (then Barton, who will come into play later) and her friend were laying in their sleeping bags; onto the volleyball ref stands; near the commentators (David Diggs and Rick Tuttle); anywhere they could. Finally, nearly 30 minutes later, Kraven was crowned the first UCW World Heavyweight champion. And I watched it, from high atop my perch, operating the spotlight.

Most people assume that after that first event, it was straight into March Madness. Well, there was a short stop, on the road there. While everyone enjoyed the first set of UCW matches, we didn’t think there was going to be anything else. However in February, Pastor Vic scheduled a Valentine’s Day event. As a joke, we asked him if we could have a match there. To our surprise, he said yes. Thus we planned out a single match, tongue-in-cheek titled: UCW’s One Night Stand.

As well as the first night went, the second did not. Plans that were scheduled did come to fruition, egos flared, and to top it off, the power went out at the church, which meant the Valentine’s event stood the chance of being canceled. UCW was in danger of ending before it began. The only reason I am writing about it today is because of a conversation that Paul, Tony and I had in the boys bathroom of the gym as Paul was putting on his make-up (You know, I don’t think that will be the weirdest sentence I’ll be writing about UCW). I don’t remember exactly what it was that was said. I do remember Paul arguing passionately that the match needed to go on.  Because Paul believed in UCW, that night we had a match.

There were still some kinks to be worked out with the characters. When Dreamer came out at Thrash-N-Bash, he emulated Austin as much as possible. However, Stone Cold had tendency to flip off the crowd as part of his entrance. Naturally, Tony couldn’t do that. Instead, when Tony came out, he raised his left hand and brought his palm down in the crook of his also-upraised right hand, curled into a fist. This maneuver was also known as “Up Yours”. Not exactly the kind of thing you want someone doing at a church function. We explained this to Tony, but a youth leader named Scott Tuttle remained a little over-anxious about it. To this day, we still laugh about the number of times he said, “Tony’s not going do that motion, is he?”

Like Thrash-N-Bash, the match that was scheduled was based on a WWE match. In this case, it would be based on Bret Hart vs. the Undertaker from Summerslam ’97.

And the match One Night Stand was based on.

Kraven would be defending the UCW World Heavyweight title against Seven. Tony Dreamer would be the special guest referee, playing the Shawn Michaels part from the match. The story of the match was that Dreamer, still bitter that Kraven was champ, wanted to screw him out his title. As the match came to a close, Dreamer attempted to hit Kraven with a steel chair but he missed and winded up striking Seven instead. Kraven then proceeded to pin Seven. Dreamer, reluctantly, counted the pinfall. And I watched it, this time from my position next to Dave Diggs at the commentators’ booth.

Following the success of that night, it was decided to take things bigger. Much bigger. It was time for the event that started it all. It was time for March Madness.